Seriously, Bill Murray made a movie with Megan Fox. And this is a clip from it.
(Source: joblo.com)
Coming this fall: The Mediocre Hulk
Usually I just roll up a $20 bill and crush the stuff and then…Oh, wait- we’re not talking about…oh, never mind. I see.

If only the auto industry had listened to me when I said they should make a car that runs on whales. Seriously, ef whales. What has a whale ever done for you besides take up tons of sea space that we could be using for melted iceberg water? Get a job, whales.
(I’m kidding, squares. Only kidding. Lookit the poor beached fuckers. Poor guys.)
Holy shit. The Onion is so fucking brilliant. This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. (Make sure you watch past the fucking Gary Busey ads)
FACEBOOK IS DOWN! EVERYBODY! GO ON FACEBOOK NOW! FACEBOOK ISN’T WORKING!
By KIMBERLY DOZIER and ADAM GOLDMAN, Associated Press Writers
By Stuart McDill, Reuters
Serious Issues presents Ways MySpace Is Failing At Getting Me To Go Back To MySpace, a series of screen-grabs from the front page of MySpace at any given time.
Installment 1: Linkin Park will not get me to go back on MySpace.
Keanu talks Bill & Ted 3!