Seriously, Bill Murray made a movie with Megan Fox. And this is a clip from it.

(Source: joblo.com)

Coming this fall: The Mediocre Hulk

Usually I just roll up a $20 bill and crush the stuff and then…Oh, wait- we’re not talking about…oh, never mind. I see.

If only the auto industry had listened to me when I said they should make a car that runs on whales. Seriously, ef whales. What has a whale ever done for you besides take up tons of sea space that we could be using for melted iceberg water? Get a job, whales.

(I’m kidding, squares. Only kidding. Lookit the poor beached fuckers. Poor guys.)

Holy shit. The Onion is so fucking brilliant. This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. (Make sure you watch past the fucking Gary Busey ads)

FACEBOOK IS DOWN! EVERYBODY! GO ON FACEBOOK NOW! FACEBOOK ISN’T WORKING!

US official: CIA runs elite Afghan fighting force

By KIMBERLY DOZIER and ADAM GOLDMAN, Associated Press Writers

Spray-on clothes unveiled on chemistry lab catwalk

By Stuart McDill, Reuters

Serious Issues presents Ways MySpace Is Failing At Getting Me To Go Back To MySpace, a series of screen-grabs from the front page of MySpace at any given time.
Installment 1: Linkin Park will not get me to go back on MySpace.

Serious Issues presents Ways MySpace Is Failing At Getting Me To Go Back To MySpace, a series of screen-grabs from the front page of MySpace at any given time.

Installment 1: Linkin Park will not get me to go back on MySpace.

Keanu talks Bill & Ted 3!